*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
people who think vocals are the end all be all of music really bug me
Happy Gingerbatch Friday!
Original picture from here
This is genius!!
yes I probably have seen it before, but Ive got baby brain and have no memory of it whatsoever.
I love Gingerbatch Friday so much
my grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing i have ever seen
This is so beautiful oh my goodness
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin
(Source: powerpaffgerl)
Red lipstick makes me feel like I could cut a man’s heart out with a high heel shoe and fucking eat it.
You either know what I’m talking about or you don’t
tHIS WAS UNCALLED FOR
do u think Helena Bonham Carter was raised by a family of spiders
